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    英漢互譯的英語笑話翻譯
    編輯:北京譯海騰飛翻譯公司   發布時間:2018-06-28

    1、 "A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.The driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."乘客輕拍了一下出租車司機的肩膀,想問個問題。司機大叫起來,車也失去了控制,幾乎撞上一輛公車,還上了便道,在還差幾厘米就撞上商店櫥窗時終于停了下來。司機說:伙計,別再這么干了。你把我嚇破膽了!乘客抱歉地說,我沒想到拍你一下就嚇成這樣。司機說:對不起,也不全是你的錯。今天是我第一天開出租,以前25年里我一直開殯葬車。”"

    2、 A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".一個竊賊潛入一戶人家。他看到一個喜歡的CD機,他趕緊拿了。就在這個時候他聽到有人說:耶穌正在看著你。他照著手電看來看去,嘀咕著:到底是什么人在說話?這時,他看到桌子上有些錢,他又拿了。。。那聲音又來了:耶穌正在看著 你。他躲到一個角落,想找 出是誰在說話。結果看到一只鸚鵡,于是他問鸚鵡:是你在說話嗎? 鵡承認了。 小賊說:你叫什么名字?”“摩西。小賊說:什么人給鳥取這種名字?鸚鵡回答:就是那個給他的羅威那犬取名為耶穌的那個人啊。


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